Pretending is an art and is fiddly
indeed;
It’s all about luck,
planning and a good speed.
You find the boss coming by,
just pick up the phone,
And talk to that ‘no one’ in a real professional tone.
One tab has your email, the other
has your shows,
You master switching between
them, your boss hardly knows.
It just takes a quick click
and you can change the screen,
Stay calm and confident your
games remain unseen.
Need a power catnap…? You
can get it in style,
Put your hands on your
keyboard or just get behind a file.
You’ve to learn it well, how
to wake when required,
When you didn’t get noticed,
cheers to the skill you acquired.
In case you get caught, you
know you are smart,
‘Deep-thinking as if you are sleeping’ is again an art.
Work is sometimes boring, of
course we agree
And pretending to work can so easily set you free.
But pretend to work only if you think you can,
And make sure you've got yourself a backup plan.
Always be ready to wriggle your way out,
Because that's what pretending is all about.
And pretending to work can so easily set you free.
But pretend to work only if you think you can,
And make sure you've got yourself a backup plan.
Always be ready to wriggle your way out,
Because that's what pretending is all about.
